The Great Toaster Race




Gloria Dei Vivens Homo. The glory of God is the human being fully alive. So spoke my college English professor; so spoke St. Irenaeus, long ago (4th century!) bishop in southern France.  

Last week in my “Care of Souls” class, we were asked what it meant to be a human fully alive. The responses unfortunately did what often happens in seminary classrooms. Voices slipped into attempting to respond to the question with more philosophical questions; others looked to negate or avoid the question through some language loophole. But my heart yearned for someone to speak truth to a question that felt so real and vital to me. What does it mean to be fully alive?

I didn’t speak in class that day. But if I would have, this was my answer:

When I worked for YouthWorks! in Red Lake, MN, every Tuesday morning was my turn at breakfast duty. This meant that at 6am, a random assortment of high schoolers would shuffle into the kitchen to prepare breakfast (at my instruction) for eighty people. Tuesday, however, was not your typical “just throw out those giant store brand cereal bags and some milk” mornings. Tuesday was magic. Tuesday was messy. Tuesday was marvelous. Tuesday was…..waffle day. 

On a time and money budget, however, we could not afford a fleet of Belgium waffle irons. Instead, our Tuesday morning mission was to take knockoff Eggo frozen discs and toast hundreds of them. At my first Tuesday, I was ready with every toaster of that pre-school kitchen ready to go. One hour and many blown circuits later, we served generic cereal, milk, and frowns to our diners. 

Yet out of the circuit ashes that morning rose an idea: the great toaster race.

One week later, to prep for my fresh recruits of sleepy-eyed adolescents, I leaped off the half-filled air mattress. Dashing through the pre-school halls, I placed toasters throughout the whole building. Youth were split into teams; some monitored the toasters, while others were carrier pigeons equipped with tin foil to keep freshly toasted waffles insulated for their journey to the warm kitchen ovens. 

The great toaster race, a wild human invention, is the best image I can offer for a human community that lived into joy and spontaneity and shared meals and service and wildly fun worship and storytelling. That is my picture of a summer where my humanity was fully alive.

At school, I am enrolled in five classes. So often I voice or hear about the feeling of tiredness from these days of occasional lecture and evening reading. How strange that I claim “tiredness” here, while at Red Lake we worked crazy long days and I loved every second of it. Every morning started with a leap off the deflated mattress, as I was hungry for that day’s toaster race creative adventures. I am convinced that the human being fully alive only happens in communities of love, in places where purpose and mission are clear, in homes where playfulness and care for the self and other come first. 

The great toaster race was psychotic. Imagine telling a high school sophomore at 6am after the night was just spent sleeping on a tile classroom floor that she or he is going to run the halls with toasted waffles wrapped in tin foil. Madness. Maybe this is the idea behind the statement that the only people to change the world are the ones crazy enough to think they can. We need a little loco in our normal. We needed the great toaster race.  

Places like camp or YouthWorks trips are not an escape from the “real world”—they are perhaps the most real world, the most fully alive world, where humans can be their best selves and live courageously together. They are places where even frozen waffles become banquet feasts.

Farewell, B



When I woke up on the floor of the laundry room after my cardiac arrest, there were lots of things to feel. I felt a slight burn from the strange tube in my right arm. I felt the straps holding my legs to the stretcher on the floor. I felt confusion about the obnoxious mask over my face.

But I also felt something else—cold, wet, irregular—on my feet. I raised my head a bit to see our dog, Bailey, who was perched at the base of the stretcher, happily licking my toes.

That room was a frenzy of emotion—an aunt crying, paramedics organizing a plan, my dad negotiating with them and also talking to me. I had no idea what was happening, only that something major had developed in my health and that it was life-flight serious.

In the chaos, one creature treated me like he always did. One creature was incredibly, hilariously calm in that charged space. Bailey, with the nub of his tail wagging, licked away at my bare feet. He must have been so thrilled that, for the first time, a human did not pull away from his desire to bathe them.

Our family said goodbye to Bailey this week, a beloved husky dog who only moved fast to chase UPS trucks and who greeted every visitor’s car with a happy pee on the tires.

Dogs and cats so quickly transform from young children to adult size. They become constants in the ever-evolving life of a human child. Through adolescence and young adulthood, Bailey’s affection and friendship was a rock through high school breakups and strikeout-heavy baseball games and graduation parties and cardiac arrests.

In pastoral care classes, we are taught that when called into situations of major grief, it is best to simply sit in silent presence with another. Maybe we learn this from our dogs. Maybe that can be the hardest part of losing a canine family member—the one who always would be present with you through whatever is the one missing.

I will always remember Bailey’s bare feet kisses that morning. I hope heaven is a place where all living things can communicate. I’ll tell him thank you. And then I’ll wash his feet, too. 



Thank You Letter



I am holding a saw in my hands. I need to make a relatively small, rectangular cut, but the details must be perfect. If I miss my measurements, this ten week project will be ruined.

Others have already started, so I plug in to my power source and feel the hum of machinery in my hands. With gentle touch, I carve through this inconsistent material, guarding against sharp fragments left behind by the unforgiving blade. 

I turn the corner, and before long there is smoke: It is the smoke of a bone saw meeting the human sternum. 

This is cadaver lab, week 5. Today we open the chest cavity. Today I am asked to saw open the core of another human. 

We are not allowed to know our cadaver’s name. For the first week, I am not even allowed to see her face. To dare to seek this information is too personal. Surely if they hold back her name…surely if they hide her face, I will not wonder about her story. I will not wonder about her living. 

But from day one, I am helpless. I am too curious.
Who are you, stranger, who is laying before me? Can I really understand the physical human without knowing the story of her life? 

For five weeks now, this stranger is what I see when I close my eyes at night.
The images cannot leave me, when I am the very thing I am asked to slowly destroy. 

No one warns you that as you go deeper into this body, you must take parts of this human and throw them away. This is the most difficult thing for me.

But weakness is not acceptable. Not here. I have been warned – thousands of wait-listed predators are lurking in the shadows, seeking out the struggling first year medical students. I am being hunted. And so I blame my tears on the preservative fumes. I carve on.  

Amidst the smoke I surge through the sternum, completing my rectangle. I lift this mass of cartilage and tissue, being careful to avoid the sharply fractured ribs. 

The image below is very strange. Spongy, purple lungs. And a thin white tissue wrapped around a dark center. 

A few more swift moves of the scalpel, and now I am holding this heart in my two hands. Someone is yelling in the background about marking the openings for pulmonary arteries and other things; what they say is nothing to me. I have given in to the story; I cannot separate my emotional wonder of this anatomy in order to learn it.

Have you said thank you to your heart lately? Do you ever stop, rest, and feel your pulse thundering within you? 60 times this very minute, 100,000 times today, 35 million times this year, every single cell in your heart will courageously do its job, and you will live. 

Can you see what I see? This is the face that launched a thousand ships of poems, of songs, of romance. 

Every second, this bundle of fibers and electricity says yes: yes, I will work as hard as you ask. Yes, I will charge oxygen into even the tip of you hand. Yes, I will quicken at the footsteps of the one you love. And yes, when lightning strikes, I will come back to life for you. 

I hold this heart. I start praying. And I walk out the doors and never return. Let the predators attack, let the world tell me I’ve given up six figures and envious white coats. In the cadaver lab valley of dry bones, I have found life again. 

With liberation comes motivation. It’s time to move.
For I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.